Breaking News

About the Breaking News category (1)
Help us make your pubic areas safe (4)
This is a robbery don't nobody move, or I'll execute every mthrfckng one of give me 50 Cents for a Big Gulp! (1)
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills, Well the landslide will bring it down (4)
Universities are just for Communiss Anti Merican Brain Washing. Race me to the bottom! (2)
The president is playing a fun game where you name your favorite TV show in all caps with an exclamation point! ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! (8)
Oh, I know why Wabbit and Oak aren't around, the revolution has begun in sunny San Jose (7)
Wikibuy (1)
"It was my understanding that there would be no math" (4)
The Battle of Los Angeles begins (2)
You don't take a knife to a chainsaw fight! (2)
You Sinners best be repenting your sins and sich, for Chris is risen! (2)
Millions of elderly volunteer to die, to save the Trump Economy According to Fox News (3)
Yellowstone Volcano about to blow, i have selected reservations available inbox me (4)
Why can't you people just stay home! (1)
TLDR, Interesting read (I suppose) on why we quaranntine (1)
Yo Oakie (2)
Space Force releases photo of the actual for reals uniforms (5)
Go Greyhound, and leave the shooting to us (1)
I don't understand, I was told there would be walls (1)
Another 737 crash ( 2 3 ) (55)
Hey Peeps, how are your 409Ks doing? (8)
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it! (17)
If I had a hammer, I swing it at your windows, all over this boat (15)
Kent State Hippies ignore Sneaker Wave Warnings Peeps (1)
Dance like no one is watching (1)
Oh no, don't let the rain come down! (1)
Thanksgiving Bomb Cyclone produced 75 foot wave (7)
Is there a coprophiliac in the house? (8)
Question for the Vets, Does a POTUS have to know the criminals name before he can pardon them? (1)