They all look so Presidential!
âOkay this is from a french canadian satirical news site it says trump anounces he began to try tidepods for preventing covid 19â
H/T FB dude.
Also Liturgical Lolz may have been an excellent choice for this toonâŚ
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Iâm not a religious person. But that doesnât mean I donât believe in religious freedom. Religious freedom means youâre free not to have any religion. Religious freedom means youâre free to be an atheist. Religious freedom is just as important to those without faith and religion as it is to those who worship a god. It also means you have the freedom to designate Donald Trump as your god.
If you actually buy into Donald Trumpâs bullshit about opening churches, then Donald Trump is your god. It also means youâre stupid. If youâre ever walking along the street and run into someone playing the shell game (thatâs where a guy has three shells, moves them around, and you guess which one has a pea in it), donât play. You will suck at the shell game. For example: Donald Trump donates his salary while raking in emoluments and charging the government each time he visits one of his golf resorts. That is a shell game. You suck.
Donald Trump is a conman. Heâs not even a good conman. Only stupid people fall for Donald Trumpâs con. He runs multiple cons simultaneously (in case youâre a Republican, that means at the same time). But his most recent con is his demand for all the governors to allow churches to reopen. If they defy his order (in case youâre a Republican, that âdefyâ means they donât do what he says), he claims heâll override the governors and force them to open churches.
How exactly is Donald Trump going to override governors and force churches to reopen? By sending in the National Guard? Oops, no he wonât. He just called for their deployment to end one day before theyâre eligible for benefits (in case youâre a Republican, âeligibleâ means having the right to get something). Anyway, Iâd love to see the Army storming into churches and apprehending grandmas. That would make a great Madea movie. This is also another example that Donald Trump doesnât really support the military.
Hereâs the thing though: Donald Trump does NOT have the authority to force governors to reopen churches. But he wonât have to anyway. No governor is going to send state police into churches to arrest parishioners. There will be no posses sent out to wrangle choirs.
This is also another example of Donald Trump not caring about people. He doesnât care if you go to church any more than he cares if you die from the coronavirus, or if you die from taking medication prescribed by a quack wearing a yellow ferret on his head. I mean, itâs not like heâs going to be in church on Sunday defying social distancing guidelines. No. Heâs going to be in the White House on Sunday morning watching Fox News, tweeting stupid crap while eating Quarter Pounders with cheese.
This is kinda like Trump Wine. He says he doesnât drink wine but can vouch his wine is the best wine. How would he know if itâs the best wine if he doesnât drink wine? How would he know churches are essential when heâs never been to one? He claims heâs been to church but I donât know if anything really sunk in when the only impression he got was from the âlittle crackers.â
A lot of people say Donald Trump is playing to his base because heâs down in the polls. He is playing to his base but not for their votes. He already has those. If youâre a white religious zealot, he didnât win your vote yesterday. He had your vote when he called Mexicans ârapists and murderers.â What is Donald Trump doing? Heâs being divisive. Heâs making religion partisan, just like he did with science.
Do you know why Donald Trump keeps pimping Hydroxychloroquine? Itâs not because heâs making money on it. Itâs not because heâs saving face. Itâs not because he actually believes in it. Heâs advocating it because it defies science. Heâs promoting it because he made it a wedge issue. He likes to divide and fight and his base is dumb enough to buy into it because theyâre all horrible and vile people. Donald Trump says to take it so his supporters swear by itâŚeven though most of them have never taken it or read a scientific paper on it. In fact, his own administration urges you NOT to take it while heâs saying âtake itâ and asking âwhat have you got to lose?â. You have everything to lose. And if you ignore social distancing guidelines and go to a crowded church, you have everything to lose.
Hereâs another thing, kiddos: You and your religion are not being persecuted because youâre denied the right to infect other people. If one person with Covid-19 is in your church, with loud singing, loud chanting, loud hallelujahs, and everyoneâs in close proximity, then your church is a cesspool. Multiple people have caught the coronavirus in church.
Nobody is telling you not to have faith. No governor has outlawed praying. If your religion requires you to pray with specific company and in a specific building, then you donât have any faith at all. You physically being in a church isnât essential at all. That doesnât mean your faith isnât essential, but you being thereâŚnuh-uh.
What is religious persecution is denying a mosque the right to exist in a certain location which Donald Trump did to a mosque in New York City in 2010. Religious persecution is calling for surveillance on all mosques which Donald Trump did as a presidential candidate. Religious persecution is calling for a ban on all Muslims entering the nation which Donald Trump did as a presidential candidate. Religious persecution is enacting that ban which Donald Trump did as president (sic).
Also, Donald Trump is demanding all churches reopen while the coronavirus is still rampaging through the south and midwest. Donald Trump is encouraging you to put yourself, your family, and your neighbors in danger. Donald Trump does not care if you die.
If you really buy into the idea that Donald Trump, Mr. Two CorinthiansâŚMr. Porn-Star shagging really cares about your religion, then I have a piece of toast with Jesusâ image in it Iâll sell to you for a great price.
As I said, Iâm not religious but growing up in Southern Baptist churches, in addition to a few Catholic churches, and even attending a private Baptist school for a year, Iâm quite familiar with religions. And I know using religion as a political prop is sinful.
Another sin is worshipping a false deity. And Donald Trump is as false as it gets.
And in case youâre a Republican, see you in Hell.
~Clay Jones
Guess what Trump is doing today?
TRUMP DONATED HIS SALARY!
Is too clear!