Bakersfield man (ie, a red neck) shoots and kills 5 peeps and himself

I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

Must be a gun shortage in Bakersfield.

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Ha ha?

Gun violence is so hot right now.

Hilarious!

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

Nice reference

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Thank you, Sir.

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