C, eh. N, eh. D, eh (and other xenophobic humour)

Up here in Canada we only have two seasons, winter and construction.

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That’s not funny because it’s true! :smile:

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away their little brooms!

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That made me think of this joke:

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a pool?

You say, “Hey guys, it’s time to get out of the pool.”

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Savage!

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This is why you yanks can’t be trusted with snow:
http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/b64d7d75-058d-4e06-aa32-d86f0ff5c090.jpg?impolicy=desktop

Why did the Quebecois chef kill himself?

He lost his huile d’olive

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Hahaha!

A Canadian gets slapped in a bar fight and he turns the other cheek and gets slapped again

Never heard of the bible

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Fer Starling, not Canadian per se but for them francophiles

Is it “Le Gameboy” or “La Gameboy”?

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Well the unspoken rule is if you can control it, it’s female so


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbPNBsb2Pbc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZiGb-mmMG4

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