An Englishman asks a Welsh man: How many sexual partners have you had?
The Welshman fell asleep
What do you call the sweat created from sex in Alabama?
What’s the difference between my wife and my student loans?
My student loans fuck me with interest.
I was so happy when the hot girl in my high school physics class finally agreed that we should experiment with sex.
Until If found out that I was the control group.
70-Year-Old Woman Looking for Love Decides To Post Newspaper Ad And…
Posted on August 4, 2019 by thechillingmode in FUN
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted!
Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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You are one sick fuck!