Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

[Spoon]

~ ~ ~ SATIRE ALERT ~ ~ ~

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[Oak]

Comin’ momma!

[Oak]

Jess gotta get me cuppla slabs on dem thar ribs and den we get er done, yeehaw!

[Apeman]