My roommate thinks my resume sucks


#1

The one that I send out for tech jobs… That he wouldn’t even look at it… Says I should make one more like a big photo of myself somewhere awesome and talk about what I like to do for fun. That hardly anyone is even going to look at the wall of text that I have…


#2

Doing something random can work for you, I knew a guy a long time ago, that was an all star car salesmen, he almost never gave out business cars, he would look through a couple pockets as though looking for his card just for the theater of it, , and then “give up” and then hand the consumer some toothpicks, “I guess I don’t have any of my cards on me, here have some toothpicks”…that would stand out and customers will remember you and come back and ask for that “funny guy with toothpicks”


#3

That will go in the trash quick - tell him I SED SO


#4

Random works, but you know what’s better? Competence.