Tasteless but still funny

#301

wut

#302

Still missing the 2nd half of that thing

#303

Oh, I didn’t post it, the first par. is really the crux of it all.

#304

From the BD6 department

My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, “Turn the light off and stick it in my butt”.
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.

#305

Admin, if this should be in sports, Just PM me I can move it.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18193799_1472599679457091_3895162805353989643_n.jpg?oh=74808180630156dc2d7d403753162649&oe=5974EA3C

#306

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs…
If you’d like more details, I’ll be in my lab.

#307

I hate Hitler jokes
They take me out of mein kampfort zone.

#308

#309

Didn’t know what a Mondeo was so

#310

If you don’t know what to wear, just come in your jeans

#311
#312

So what’s wet on the inside
hairy on the outside
starts with a "c"
ends with a "t"
and has a “u” and a “n” in between?

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A coconut

#313

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#314

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims…
"Daddy, that man’s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him, "Well son, that’s because daddy isn’t aroused by men.”

#315

A woman in the news had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum. It was Chanel No. 2.

#316

Man: Hello 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield.

911: How’s her head?

Man: Not bad, but her sister’s better.

#317

#318

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#319

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to try it as a kid, you probably don’t like it as an adult.

#320

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