wut
Tasteless but still funny
From the BD6 department
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, âTurn the light off and stick it in my buttâ.
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
Iâm a scientist whoâs researching bestiality between humans and dogsâŚ
If youâd like more details, Iâll be in my lab.
So whatâs wet on the inside
hairy on the outside
starts with a "c"
ends with a "t"
and has a âuâ and a ânâ in between?
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A coconut
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaimsâŚ
"Daddy, that manâs wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him, "Well son, thatâs because daddy isnât aroused by men.â
A woman in the news had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum. It was Chanel No. 2.
Man: Hello 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield.
911: Howâs her head?
Man: Not bad, but her sisterâs better.
What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to try it as a kid, you probably donât like it as an adult.