Tasteless but still funny
Spoon
#392
"Florida cougar (not furry or four footed) getting helped out Publix wit cart full of groceries by a 19 year old hunk. She is, eye him and reaches out to touch his bicep , âyou know I got a red hot itchy pussyââŚhim pushing the cartâŚ"well ya gonna have to point it out all them jap cars look the same to me ââ
Wabbit
#395
My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement procedure.
She couldnât take it any longer.
Wabbit
#397
My wife is leaving me due to my premature ejaculation problem. I donât know whatâs come over her.
Our local band were due to play a benefit concert for teenage pregnancies, but they pulled out at the last second.
