Tasteless but still funny

[Wabbit]

[Apeman]

[Wabbit]

I never thought I’d be in the world of competitive long-distance ejaculation.

Now look how far I’ve come!

[Wabbit]

A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $20.

[Wabbit]

When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.

[Wabbit]

I hope death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

[Wabbit]

My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair…

…Guess who came crawling back.

[Apeman]

[Spoon]

I can’t believe that no one thought mickey making swiss cheese with his dick is funny

I thought it was a nice chop job. The poses are from the first Mickey film Steamboat Willie.

[Apeman]

‘Walk softly, yet ye carry biggus stickus’

[Apeman]

[Apeman]

[Apeman]

[Wabbit]

I opened an Indian restaurant called The Ghee Spot.

It’s hard to find.

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I can’t believe there is a sex offender registry.

Who is buying gifts for these people?

[Apeman]

[Wabbit]

[Apeman]

[Wabbit]

Did you here about the dyslexic homosexual rooster?

Dude’ll do a cock.

[Apeman]

Short people got no reason to live.

[Apeman]