This humor thread has gone to pot


A little boy asked mom how he was born.

Well son, your dad and I took a little seed and planted in the ground, we watered it and took care of it. After some time a plant grew out of the ground and started to grow leaves and soon the plant grew a sweet little bud.

We took the bud and smoked it and we got so high we fucked without a condom and that is how you were born.


Don’t be a poosy, just say no to dope.





“Come on just breath, keep it chill, are we chill? Oh yeah we chill!, just act natural”


She’s preventing forest fires!