If a hipster falls in the forest, and there’s no one else there, does he still make a sound?
Yes, but you probably have never heard it.
If a hipster falls in the forest, and there’s no one else there, does he still make a sound?
Yes, but you probably have never heard it.
Or do what I did and move to the Beach.
14 Black and Tans and you won’t have a problem sleeping - no white noise needed
An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fitter walk into a bar.
I know because they told everyone within two minutes.
(edit: they were later joined by a Texan)
Hey, they have meaning ya philistines!
I resemble that remark.
Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?
A: 1 GB
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The creator of Mad Libs died this week.
His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
The text:
(lolcat translation for BD6)
28 No emo cutting an no tattoos off teh parlor wall. I IZ CEILING CAT.