Todays Funny

If a hipster falls in the forest, and there’s no one else there, does he still make a sound?

Yes, but you probably have never heard it.

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Or do what I did and move to the Beach.

14 Black and Tans and you won’t have a problem sleeping - no white noise needed

An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fitter walk into a bar.

I know because they told everyone within two minutes.

(edit: they were later joined by a Texan)

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Hey, they have meaning ya philistines!

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I resemble that remark.

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Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

The creator of Mad Libs died this week.

His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.

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The text:

  1. "`Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

(lolcat translation for BD6)
28 No emo cutting an no tattoos off teh parlor wall. I IZ CEILING CAT.

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