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I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine…
The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had
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I believe he HAS in fact touched that trash. So, who has he killed and robbed, and why is the deep state hiding it?
He and Zuckerberg beat that waiter to death at that Tech. Seminar.
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Did I mention that my Bro Dan Crenshaw attended the Joel Osteen Kanye faithapalooza last night?
Godspeed Lt. CMR Dan!
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Mason jars. Next time use mason jars.
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
A shoe
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