My dad told me once, son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn’t. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
My dad told me once, son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn’t. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
Welsh women are bad ass.
I was checking out a “sugar babies/sugar daddies” site recently and saw one gal’s profile (19 year old college student) whose subhead was “Terrified My Father Will See Me”
I sent her a message and told her it was the best profile I’d seen on the site, and changed my own subhead to “Terrified I’ll See My Daughter Here”
If I had a dollar for every woman who thought I was unattractive, I’d be attractive.
Her profile said she wants a guy that makes her laugh
Unfortunately, she also said “No dick pics" so there goes that.
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I found my wife in bed with a judge. The judge said, " It’s not what it looks like!"
To which I replied, “Your honor!”
I’ve got a friend who weighs 280 lbs. and dates both men and women.
He’s bi and large, a good person
What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself.
What’s the difference between a Bud Lite and cunnilingus?
With cunnilingus only the first part tastes like piss.
What do you call two gay women spying on each other?
Lesbianage.
Why is it so difficult to remodel X-rated theaters?
All the walls are load-bearing.
Quick the two most famous Americans that got shot in a theater?
Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
Yeah, not as old as yuo!
A gal my age that I went to Junior and SR High with, I was friends with her older and younger twin brothers as well, was built like that and actually had a reduction surgery in High School, because of back pains etc, she still looks pretty hot at 65.
I tried to have a threesome with two Eskimo girls
But they weren’t Inuit.