I call her… Busty Poser

I had left a pair of 49ers tickets for a game at Levi’s Stadium on my dashboard yesterday. Last night some jerk smashed my windshield and left four more.
It’s a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University.
Because then it would have been Seminole fluid.
Went to the first baseball game of the year with my wife yesterday
We made a deal so that after every pitch, I would kiss her on the strikes and she would kiss me on the balls.
Keyword
Bueller?
Anyone?
SPORTING
Tent city fer you - besides the pic is funny so that’s humor